"Now that I'm up here, yeah, I think I'd be fine as Pope."
"So I wake up and everyone's standing, and I think maybe we just elected the Pope, so I throw up my hat. And now it's stuck on top of the statue of St. Francis."
"I wonder if he realizes he's not at a graduation."
"I wonder if he realizes we haven't even starting voting yet."
"Ooh, are there fireworks? What's going on? I want to see! I want to see!"
"Shall we say a rosary, brothers?"
"Like we're not doing enough praying."
"Jose, when I said 'Let's go out on the balcony', I meant you and me."